Turai Yar'Adua: VANISHED INTO THIN AIR!!!

So, there I was yesterday, checking my Yahoo! e-mail account when I saw a notification from Twitter that a new person was now following me.  Usually, I just delete such mails, but this time, the name caught my attention: Turai Yar'Adua.  Yes, I mean Turai, our President's former President's wife.

Off I went to check her profile out.  It's not everyday that a First Lady former First Lady follows me on Twitter.  Decked out in her outfit and traditional red scarf, she sat in her profile picture, staring me down, daring me to follow her back on Twitter.  I didn't.  I've heard and read too many not-so-flattering stories about her.

She had only one tweet.  It's unfortunate that I didn't copy and paste it for my keeps, but to paraphrase it, she thanked us for our prayers (if only she knew what I actually prayed for), and then, she said they are back (they, who??).  I thought to myself, I've got to blog about this!

Confidently, I returned to my list of Twitter followers.  She was gone!  Turai Yar'Adua was gone.  What did I ever do to make her stop following me?  This has to be the shortest Twitter relationship I have ever had.  So, I went back to my Yahoo! e-mail, and from there, I clicked on her name.  This is what I found:

Strange activity??  These Yar'Aduas!  Like husband, like wife.  Even on Twitter, they vanish.  By my calculation, I shouldn't expect her return to Twitter till another 92 days.  That's not so bad.  She's only the First Lady former First Lady.

But, of course, I'm sure there's a totally logical, rational explanation for this.  I have come to the conclusion that one of the following must have happened:

A.  Turai Yar'Adua is on life support

B.  Turia Yar'Adua's Twitter account is on life support

C.  Both 'A' and 'B'

P.S. If you're planning on telling me how it was not actually Turai herself who opened the Twitter account, but rather an admirer with too much time on his/her hands, my response would be, "Talk to the hands!"

Now That He Has Spoken

Whether the man meant it or not, he spoke some words!  Funny how people were sniffling and dabbing tissue on their eyes.  I wonder how they felt when the news of his accident, affairs, and alleged physical abuse first broke on Thanksgiving Night in November of 2009.  Of course, one has to consider that the people in the room when Tiger gave his speech were carefully handpicked by Tiger's team.  So, there's a slight chance that even then (on Thanksgiving Night), they were sniffling and dabbing their eyes, albeit, probably for different reasons.

I should say, however, that I was perfectly satisfied with his speech.  I'm not one of the people who thought I was entitled to an apology from Tiger.  I'll take his money anytime over his apology.  Apology for what? I'm not his wife.  And for those mistresses that had the effrontery to come on television and cry, well, no comments.  I know that my opinion and desire probably doesn't count for much, if anything, but I'd really like it if Mr. and Mrs. Woods remain married.  Tiger Wood's speech is below.  Enjoy.

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Sins Of My Past

How much of my past should I really disclose [to my partner]?  Full disclosure between us would be nice, but is it necessary?  When people pry into other people's past, there's hardly a time they're prying for the good stuff ... like the time the person helped old Mrs. Kanu to cross the street.  Or the time the person won the award for Best Chemistry Student.  Or the time the person volunteered at the homeless shelter. Or how the person became a working class citizen at the tender age of fourteen.

Most times, the one who is prying wants to know other stuff: How many people have you slept with? What are the names of the people you have slept with? How many times did you sleep with them?  Perhaps, they might want to know the position(s), too.  And they want to know, how many relationships have you had, and where are they [your exes]?  You and Person X had an almost-relationship; I want to know why it never became an actual relationship.  How far - physically - did you and Person X go? Did Person X see you naked? What about Person Y?  Have you ever had oral sex?   If so, who was the first person you had it with?  And how many people have you had it with since then?  The list, really, is endless.

And, of course, there are other questions: criminal records, credit report, illnesses, divorces, previous engagements, abortions, miscarriages, surgeries, hospitalizations, addictions, etc.  This list, too, could go on.  But because of how complex relationships are, most of the question-and-answer session dwells on past relationships, past loves, past chemistry, past crushes, and of course, past sexes.

And so, I cannot help but wonder, how much of our past should we really disclose to our partner?

You and I, we could tackle it on Saturday morning on the Verastically Speakin' Talk Radio. I'll be co-hosting with Afrobabe - yes, the very, very insane, possibly psychotic Afrobabe and my very own cousin, Aribaba of Jaguda.com - and yes, this one too is crazy.  It'll be at 10am U.S. Eastern (4pm Nigerian) time as usual.

Come Saturday morning, listen here.

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Show Me Your Love: A Valentine Blog Event

Welcome to Show Me Your Love: A Valentine Blog Event

Without further ado, let the showing of love begin.

Ayo and Lola

Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

For three years, Ayo and Lola worked together without speaking to one another because Ayo was shy. They later met at a training, and that was where the talking began. But it was not love at first sight. They started by borrowing office materials from each other. Ayo and Lola got married in 2008, and now have a bouncing baby girl.

Their union is the myth buster, Ayo says. There's no such thing as becoming less efficient or less happy once you're married. He has become happier, more efficient, and everything in between since he met Lola.  Lola loves everything about him, she says. She loves his wit, his intelligence, and his love for God. Their determination to grow their love, and their mutual goal of being happy has sustained their relationship.

For Valentine, Lola is sure they have no plans.  Ayo, however, says the plans are under wraps.

Leo and Rosie

Location: Maryland, U.S.A

Leo swears they met in 2005.  Rosie insists it was actually in 2006, because in 2005, Leo was pursuing her incognito.  That, as far as she's concerned, does not count as meeting. Leo and Rosie got married in 2007; they now have a son.

A funny couple, they are. The success of their relationship has been based on a little bit of honey, and a truckload of bullsh*t, You just have to learn how to mix them all up. That's a technique Rosie learned from her co-worker.  And then, there's a whole lot of communication, of course.

For Valentine's Day, Rosie plans on babysitting --- unless, of course, Leo has special plans for her.

LanreTall and KemiGold

Location: Lagos, Nigeria

2005 was the turning point for Lanre and Kemi. They bumped into each other in the hallway, although they didn't drop their papers, the way it happens in movies.  A week later, they met again, and have been together ever since. They are now engaged.

One of the things Lanre loves best about her is her playfulness and talkativeness. Sometimes, he has to beg her to be quiet, but that's all part of what makes him love her so. Clearly, he also loves carrying her. Their relationship has succeeded largely because of trust.

For Valentine, Lanre and Kemi will start their day by going to church, and after that, they will go see a movie - although they haven't decided which one. From there, they intend to go back home to take part in an event that we all are not invited to.

Busola and Francis

Location: Maryland, U.S.A

The year was 2005, and Busola was in a long distance relationship with a guy in Nigeria.  When a mutual friend showed her picture to Francis, he decided he wanted to meet her.  A relationship was the last thing on Busola's mind because, well, she had a boyfriend in Nigeria.  It's 2010, and they're now happily married with one son.

Francis has a good heart, she says.  She loves how he always makes hers and the baby's safety and wellbeing his priority.  God plays a major role in the success of their relationship.  Busola and Francis have learned how to be patient with each other, savoring every little bit and piece of their relationship.

For Valentine, the baby will be having a one-on-one time with his Grandma, while Busola and Francis enjoy a romantic dinner at home.

Bola and Watta

Location: Maryland, U.S.A

Theirs is the case of boy meets girl --- the African rendition.  This here, is the tale of the Nigerian boy who met the Sierra Leonean girl, and together, they created Love In West Africa.  It all started in 2008.

To keep their love young and strong, this Nigerian and Sierra Leonean have learned the priceless virtues of communication and compromise.  It doesn't hurt that they always do things to make each other happy.

For Valentine, they plan on going to Las Vegas, Nevada for five days.  And no, they do not need our company.

 Kunle and Deola

Location: Maryland, U.S.A

Kunle and Deola met in church in 2005. Deola had said out loud that she needed someone to teach her how to drive. Kunle, in his infinite kindness, offered to do so. The day he shamelessly stood in the mall and sang out loud, "Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?" Deola knew he was the one for her.  There isn't anything Deola does not like about Kunle.  They got married in 2009.

Two things - however simple or complex - make their relationship work: God and hot, passionate sex.

For Valentine, their plans are too erotic --- even for Verastic dot com readers.

Jonathan and Chichi

Location: North Carolina

When Jonathan lost his father in 2006, he never thought the unfortunate incident will cause him to meet the love of his life.  A friend of his came over with a stranger, a stranger that brought him a delicious meal. That stranger was Chichi. He took an interest in Chichi, but Chichi dodged him -- till 2008. And now, well, take a look at the picture. She's not dodging anymore.

Jonathan and Chichi have both had their share of life. They do not sweat the small stuff. Only big stuff need apply. They have a strong foundation, and they know they have to make this work.

For Valentine, they plan to take it easy by going to church first, and then, watching movies for the rest of the day.

Justice and Ugochi

Location: Florida, U.S.A.

Justice and Ugochi met in 2004 through Ugochi's cousin. At the time, Ugochi was not looking for a relationship, and besides, Justice lived in a different State. Four months later, Ugochi got a surprise call from Justice. He had gotten her number from her cousin. She rejected his proposal for a relationship, but it's 2010, and they got married in 2009.

Their relationship is solidified by mutual respect for one another, communication, forgiveness, and God.

For Valentine, they plan on going to see a movie, taking a professional picture, and then having a dinner date.

Bunmi and Kunle

Location: Maryland, U.S.A

Bunmi and Kunle met in 2003. She left her home in New York to attend a graduation party in Maryland, while Kunle left his home in Maryland to attend the same party. Fate happened.  Or maybe it was cupid. Either way, they are now married with three beautiful princesses.

Bunmi and Kunle realize they're both different, and they do not try to change each other.  With God as the root and foundation of their relationship, Bunmi and Kunle have learned to trust each other wholly. Bunmi is the CEO of an online retail shop, T and T Fashions, a business she named in honor of her daughters.

For Valentine, they hope to be indoors. Perhaps, they might be snowed in. They plan to be creative.

Evans and Yvonne

Location: Around The World

Evans and Yvonne met in the University in 2005.  But they lost contact. Three years later, they met again. They have been inseparable since then. 

When two people who reside in different Continents are as in love as these two, laughter is a necessity. And so, Evans and Yvonne do a lot of laughing to keep their relationship going.  It also helps that Evans is very patient with Yvonne -- especially during her diva moments. Communication goes a long way to keep them on the same page at all times.

For Valentine, Evans and Yvonne would be having a cyber date.  They're thankful for the internet --- and for webcams, of course.

Oma and Chris

Location: Maryland, U.S.A

Their story began in 1995, while they attended College.  Two years after they met, they got married. Fifteen years and four kids later, their love has become even brighter. Oma is looking forward to growing old and grey with Chris.  Oma is now the proud owner of Livi's Fashions and Bridal.

Apart from the familiarity they share, love, understanding, and communication have all been contributing factors to the success of their relationship.

For Valentine, they plan on going out for dinner --- without the children, of course.

Olumide and Timbo

Location: London, U.K and Maryland, U.S.A

Olumide and Timbo met in 2009.  They met through her best friend in Nigeria.  Timbo's first attraction to Olumide was in his written English. It was in his punctuations, the commas being in the right place.  She has the in-factor he wants in a woman, he always says. And he never stops calling her his Mrs.

Communication is very strong in their relationship. Distance may be far, but that doesn't stop these love birds from talking everyday. Timbo loves how goal-oriented he is. He's cool-headed and mature in his thinking, she says with a wide smile plastered on her face.

For Valentine, they'll be spending the day talking on the phone. And in between, perhaps, Timbo will take some time to take a whiff of the roses he sent.  They're an assortment of colors. There are many shades to Timbo.

Fred and Magalie

Location: U.S.A

Fred and Magalie, the final couple for this event, met in 2000.  He approached her with a funny line, and since then, Magalie's life has not been the same.

After being apart for three years, they now realize that there is no one else in the world for them... but themselves. And that is how they have kept their love going. Their picture is a portrayal of their feelings, for each other, and for their relationship. It's them against the world.  It's Magalie confidently, reassuringly resting on Fred. And it's Fred's arm being right there when Magalie needs it. It's them both.

For Valentine, they plan on spending the day on Skype.  They do not live in the same City.

This concludes the Show Me Your Love Valentine Blog Event for 2010.

Special thanks to all the couples.  I wish you the best Valentine Day ever, and may your love grow from strength to strength.  Come next year, may we all be favored to come back here and celebrate your love once more.  Thank you for all your support.

P.S. All comments are very appreciated, but please play nice.  I apologize in advance for any not-so-nice comments I would have to delete J

 Happy Valentine's to everyone!!!

Show Me Your Love: The Prelude

Enjoy this --- until midnight on Sunday, February 14th 2010

What Would You Do...

... For a million dollars?

• If you were on the verge of losing your home, have no car, and have no other place to lay your head at night, and Someone offered you a million dollars --- if only you would sleep with a random person, would you do it?
• If the love of your life was in limbo, between life and death, and you were offered a million dollars --- if only you would disown your family, would you do it?
• If you were asked to marry that person, that one you loathe, the one you wish you could write 'RIP' before his/her name, and you were now offered a million dollars to marry him/her instead, would you do it?
• And what if you were asked to denounce your religion - be it Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, or even Atheism, for the cash prize of one million dollars, would you do it?

Tell me then, what would you not do for a million dollars?

I guess we'll find out on Saturday morning.  Mustapha will be co-hosting with me.  If you have never heard Mustapha co-hosting, you're on a long thing.  If you have, then, I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss this show. Listen in here [at 10am U.S. Eastern/ 4pm Nigerian time].  Call in 1.646.929.1905  Send your thoughts via e-mail [radio@verastic.com] or text [1.443.934.9039].  And, of course, follow me on Twitter.

That said, I hope you're looking forward to Valentine's Day?  The Show Me Your Love Valentine Blog Event will be featured .... right here!  I won't be late.  Come here at midnight (U.S. Eastern time) on February 14th and feed your eyes.  I know the deadline for submission has passed, but if you're interested in sending a picture of you and yours, you're welcome to do that now --- as in right now >> project@verastic.com

Now, don't forget to vote [in the poll...at the top right sidebar]!

...And The Winner Is...

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255 comments in, and the winner has emerged.  Congratulations Chayoma!!!  I hope the reward was worth your effort?  Now, all you have to do is e-mail me [project@verastic.com] with an address where I will send your book --- and a hand-written letter from me.  Yes, I didn't mention this part, but I will in fact include a hand written letter.  I hope you enjoy it.  I happen to love writing letters.

Now, I must confess that I regret having only one prize.  Considering how many comments other people left - especially Sassy Trends and Quaggar who left the most comments respectively.  It's ironic that Chayoma won with only one comment, and in that comment, she said, "Wow! This is serious!  I am only putting one comment and one comment alone.  If it was meant to be, it will be."  Chayoma's comment was comment number 251.  However, blogger must have malfunctioned and doubled her comment because her comment appeared twice.  So, when comment number 252 won, well --- there goes "meant to be."

Random comment was chosen by Random.org

I don't have gifts for Sassy Trends and Quaggar, but the least I could do is write them hand-written letters.  So, dear Sassy Trends and Quaggar, please e-mail me [project@verastic.com] with an address where I can send your letter.  I'm sorry you didn't win.  If I were you, I would hunt Chayoma down and snatch the book from her.  I did, naturally, consider writing a letter to everyone who participated, but time has a way of screwing up some plans.  Some day, I promise, I will surprise you.

Thank you so much to everyone who participated.  Your comments were very, very, very well appreciated.  Maybe when Verastically Livin' turns five next year, I'll give out a house instead?  Of course, I have not clarified if these houses will be life-size or monopoly game-size houses.  Time will tell.  *gulp*

 J Thank You   J

Note to self: Next time, don't make the comments close at 11:59pm, so that way, you don't have to stay awake till midnight, trying to figure out the winner --- and then, update your blog.

This Valentine Thing Sef...

So, who amongst you thinks or believes that Valentine's Day is for all kinds of love?  Personally, I believe that Valentine is for celebrating romantic love, but these Hallmark people, they just know how to create a card for every flippin' situation.  So, even on Valentine's Day, there are cards for parents, siblings, friends, neighbors, and even co-workers.  Yeah, whatever.  I bet you there's a It's-been-a-year-since-you-died card  for the dead, somewhere in the Hallmark aisle.  Oh, speaking of Hallmark, they are something else.  Did you know that Mahogany Cards (the cards for African Americans) are also done and owned by Hallmark, except, of course, the characters are fed with very dark chocolate.  This isn't a complaint, by the way.  Just a weird way of commending Hallmark and throwaying yansh for them.

Back to Valentine's Day : In spite of what I may have written in the first paragraph, I actually don't mind buying a Valentine's Day card for my parents and friends.  Not because I really think I'm celebrating love with them on that day, but because I think it'll make them smile.

I understand how people do not believe in or celebrate Valentine's Day, but I really don't understand how people hate Valentine's Day.  Whatever did Saint Valentine do to them?  That's all part of what I intend to find out on Saturday on the Verastically Speakin' Talk Radio.  There's got to be a plausible reason for hating Valentine's Day, right?  I'll be co-hosting with Myne Whitman --- and maybe Kpakpando.  Kpakpando has not been informed of her name being put on the ballot of co-hosts for this Saturday.  She'll find out once she reads this J

--> I am so excited about the Show Me Your Love Valentine Event.  Pictures have been coming in; I've started working on them, and boy oh boy!  I'm in love --- with everyone's love.  If you're interested in sending a picture of you and yours, send it asap to project@verastic.com

--> K Travula aka Baroka is doing something very, very wonderful.  He's raising money for the people of Jos.  Let's help our brother and help our people.  And the best part is, you get something in return!  Read all about it here.

--> The giveaway is still on --- and you still have a chance to win.  All you have to do is leave a comment.  You can leave as many as you want.  Since the winner will be selected randomly, the more comments you leave, the greater your chances of winning.  We're already 211 comments in.  Happy contesting! > here

--> I've just been briefed by Funmi Iyanda's PR, that her show Talk With Funmi, will be going on air on Sunday, February 7th 2010 on Africa Magic's DSTV at 7pm.  Does anyone know how to get DSTV, if possible, in North America?  I'd really like to watch her.  It's a wonderful thing she's doing.

Love the pictures?  Me too.  Visit her website for more information.

That's it for today!  Join me on Saturday morning for the I-Love-You-Show.  By the way, you're totally welcome to call in and express your love for anyone.  Only love, please! Do not call and express hatred, indifference, and/or irritation.  Okay, fine, you can express irritation J  The show is at its regular time --- 10am U.S. Eastern.  4pm, if you're in Nigeria.  Listen here.  Call 1.646.929.1905 to join the conversation.  Follow me on Twitter.  Can't call in?  E-mail your thoughts: radio@verastic.com

Sai an jima [Goodbye, in Hausa].

Venting 101: T-Mobile

I've been with my cell phone provider, T-Mobile for six years.  That's right, SIX flipping years!  My contract ends next month.  I called T-Mobile yesterday to see what kind of deal they could give me for the Motorola Cliq  --- being their loyal customer and all.  I've had a Blackberry Curve since 2008, and this is the longest I have ever used one phone.  I'm not half as bothered about the wear and tear on the phone as I am its functionality - or lack of it.  Randomly deleting my text messages and call records and shutting off (and refusing to come back on) is really more than I wish to deal with at this point.

So what does T-Mobile offer me --- after congratulating me for being their loyal customer? They offer me the phone for $149.99 (and this does not include the monthly data plan of $24.99 which I would now have to also pay).  The customer service lady had the effrontery to tell me that I was getting a better deal than new customers.  Really?!?!  New customers get to pay the same amount for the phone and data plan --- except, of course, that they also get to pay the one-time $35 connection fee.

So there, you have it.  For being a loyal customer to T-mobile, I get to pay $35 less than a brand new customer.  Isn't that wonderful?  By 2016, I'll get to pay $70 less!  Whoop-tee-doo!  Just the deal I have been waiting for all my life.  Oh, the supervisor also included what he dared to call a tempting offer: $30 off my next bill.  Yeah, whatever.  I am a very, very dissatisfied customer, and I will tell anyone that cares to know that T-Mobile SUCKS!!!

...And no, I don't feel better after venting.  I'm really just so frustrated.  You have no idea.

Oh, Happy Love Month.  There are now officially only six days left to send your picture(s) in for the Valentine Blog Event: Show Me Your Love.  Send pictures to project@verastic.com

Whose Husband Is He Anyway?

Michelle's?  Or my mother's?

On Wednesday, January 27th 2010, President Barack Obama gave his State of the Union address in Washington, D.C.  I assume that other families, just like mine, were seated in front of their television, glassy eyes glued to the bright screen, ears as eager as alert dogs, and feet and hands just waiting to give standing ovations after standing ovations.  Or maybe it was just my family then.  Specifically, that mother of mine.

So ecstatic was she; so hopeful was she; so passionate was she --- about Obama that she refused to use the bathroom, even when her bladder threatened to give way.  She did not want to miss the speech, she said.

"Tell them!" She chanted every now and then.

"Intelligent man!"

"Look at McCain's face, very jealous man!"

"Look at the Republicans; they're not happy..."

... And so on, and so forth.

And when Obama said, "...I want to acknowledge our First Lady, Michelle Obama, who this year, is creating a national movement to tackle the epidemic of childhood obesity and make our kids healthier..." mom showed her support by clapping and shouting a thunderous, "Yes!"

But when Grandma asked, "Gini k'okwu?" [What did he say?]

Mom said, "Anuro kwa'm" [I didn't hear oh].

Well, if this isn't passion, what then?  Thankfully, I was there to tell them what he said --- though I was actually in the kitchen --- washing dishes.  On that note, I must say that Obama's speech was verastically appetizing as usual.  With the kind of ability he has to touch people through his spoken words, I wonder the kind of damage he would do to the dark world, if he were a Pastor.  And I wonder, too, if we would ever have a leader like him in Nigeria.

Amidst the wondering, however, life must go on.  So, please don't forget our virtual date tomorrow morning.  Verasticall Speakin' Talk Radio will be airing as usual at 10am U.S. Eastern (4pm Nigerian time).  Topic: Pre-marriage Marriage.  We'll be talking about the consequences - good or bad - of living together before marriage.  If you have not voted in the poll, please do.

P.S. You can watch Obama's State of the Union address in its entirety here.

P.P.S. We're still accepting pictures for the Valentine Blog Event.  Read the details here.  Send all pictures to project@verastic.com.  If you have any questions or concerns, you're welcome to contact me through e-mail, phone, and text.

P.P.P.S. And, of course, there's still time to win that giveaway.  You have till 11:59pm (U.S. Eastern time) on February 6th 2010 to enter for it.  All you have to do is leave a comment.  The more, the merrier.  Do it here.

Don't forget to vote!!!

On The 4th >> Giveaway!!!

It's official.  Verastically Livin' is now celebrating its fourth birthday.  My baby is four years old!  Soon I'll be hooking my blog up with another blog for marriage.  These blogs, they grow up so fast these days.  If I have not said it often enough, I really am grateful to everyone for their continued support.  You have no idea how good you have been to me.  I am most thankful to God for giving me the strength to keep going, so here's to Verastically Livin' becoming bigger in 2010!  Now, without further ado, let the giveaway begin.

What You Get: The Thing Around Your Neck by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

This book has twelve short stories that are sure to keep you turning the page.  I liked some of the stories more than the others, but overall, I loved the book.  Chimamanda just has a way with words.

How To Win:

1. Leave a comment.
2. Leave more comments --- as many as you want to.  The more you leave, the better your chances of winning.

Yes, but read the fine prints:

1. You will have till 11:59 pm (U.S. Eastern time) of February 6th to comment, and after that, comments will be blocked.
2. The winner will be chosen randomly by a random selector, so leave as many comments as you can and want to.  It will increase your chances of winning.
3. You can comment as an anonymous person, however, you have to e-mail me first and tell me which anonymous person you will be.  Example: you could be "Anonymous 222," and then, for all your comments, you have to comment as Anonymous 222.  Why?  That way, I'll be able to know who when Anonymous 222 wins.  If all the anonymous people comment as Anonymous - without specifying which Anonymous they are - I won't know who to contact, or how to contact them. E-mail vera@verastic.com
4. Follow me on Twitter.
5. Follow me on the Google Network
6. The following people will not win this giveaway - even if they participate: Funmie, Busola and her husband, Uju, Deola and her husband, Ibukun, Timbo, Vera Ezimora's parents (who, hopefully, don't even read this blog), Yar'adua and his wife, Mr. Shoes, and of course, one Miss Vera Ezimora.

Note: The preceding list (number 6) is subject to increase.

The Secret To Perkier Breasts

I usually don't like to divulge such verastic secrets, but hey, it's a new year, so why not?  In my birthday post, I mentioned that my breasts are now perkier.  JustJoxy asked what my secret is.

Please read carefully, so that you, too, may enjoy of this bountiful joy:  Take your clothes off.   Done?  No, no.  Please, don't take a picture and send it to me.  Now, take your bra off.  Done?  Good.  Now, listen read carefully, and follow these steps:

1. Stand in front of a mirror (one that can get your entire upper body).
2. Look at your breasts and take a mental picture of them.
3. Now raise your hands --- slowly.
4. Keep raising them.  Reach for the sky.
5. Now look at your breasts again.

Voila!  Perkier breasts!!!

Note: Keep hands at the reach-for-the-sky position for continuous perkier breasts.  Yes, that means you should keep your hands up there for as long as you want to see those perkier breasts.

P.S. This secret recipe to perkier breasts is strictly for women.

P.P.S.  Yesterday's show about romance and finance was hawt. If you have not heard it, just click on the player by right sidebar of this blog, or click here.

P.P.P.S.  Pictures for the Valentine Blog Event - Show Me Your Love - are still being accepted.  Send pictures to project@verastic.com  You can read the details here.  Call/text 1.443.934.9039, if you have any questions.

P.P.P.P.S.  Verastically Livin' Blog will be four in two days [January 26th]!  Are you ready for the giveaway???  Starting from Tuesday, January 26, you'll be given the chance to win the giveaway.

P.P.P.P.P.S.  Next week on the radio, we'll be talking about cohabitation.  How beneficial - or not beneficial - is it to live with your partner before marriage???

P.P.P.P.P.P.S.  There's a new poll.  Go vote.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Soooo.... how about those perkier breasts??? J

Show Me Your Love + Giveaway

Christmas has come and gone.

New Year's Day has come and gone.

And though it's hard to believe, my birthday has also come and gone.  Thankfully, however, I'm kind enough to receive late gifts from my birthday wish list --- at no extra charge!

The point is that we're moving on.  In five days time - Tuesday, January 26th 2010 - Verastically Livin' Blog will be four years old.  Four!!  Can you believe it?  When Verastically Livin' turned three last year, I gave everyone the option of asking me any question they wanted to, and one week later, I answered them all.

Well, that's not going to happen this year.  Instead, I'm going to be doing a giveaway!  Yeap, you read right. But before you get overly excited, it's just a small giveaway: a book.  It's Chimamanda's book, "The Thing Around Your Neck."  The post will go up on the 26th on January, and one week, later - the 2nd of February - a random commenter will be chosen as the winner.

Show Me Your Love: A Valentine Blog Event

Although I've mentioned this on Facebook and Twitter, I've not really mentioned it here - what a shame.  This year, Verastically Livin will be having a Valentine Blog Event, and the theme is - you guessed it - Show Me Your Love.  Fortunately, all you have to do is - you guessed it again - show me your love.

E-mail pictures of you and the one you're in love with to project@verastic.com.  Include your names, location, what you love about each other, and of course, what you plan to do for Valentine's Day.  You're welcome to include any other information.

Come back at midnight on Valentine's Day and see the pictures --- right here on Verastically Livin'

Deadline for submission: Sunday, February 7th 2010

P.S. Please share this post by tweeting it, facebooking it, or simply e-mailing it.  You can click the envelop at the bottom of this post to e-mail it.

P.P.S. Verastically Speakin' airs on Saturday - Romance Without Finance.  It'll be co-hosted  by Ikedot and Nkechinyere.  Don't forget to vote on this week's poll.

Four Days After Getting Older

This post is about forty hours late.  If you're going to accuse me - like the Twitters did - of disappearing off the face of the world wide web because Mr. Shoes kidnapped me for my birthday, then well, I cannot confirm or deny that accusation.  I still feel pretty brand new in my new age.  And, of course, as far as I'm concerned, it's still my birthday.  For those that are concerned about late gifts, please fear not, for I will be accepting gifts till January 13th 2011.  My birthday was a quiet one --- just like me.  At this time, I demand that all comments not in favor of me being a quiet person should cease and desist!

Thank you so very, very much to everyone who called, sent a text, e-mailed, wrote on my facebook wall, tweeted, and/or left a comment on my blog.  Thank you to the church folks and family members that serenaded my life with prayers.  And of course, thank you to my friends and family, who, in spite of the difficult economy, still spent their money buying me gifts.  I am especially grateful to these bloggers and e-friends:

To ChinnyN who sent me my peep toe booties.

To Rita who sent me Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe

To Myne Whitman who pleasantly surprised me with an autographed copy of her book, A Heart To Mend (which can be purchased here, by the way).

To Gabriel who sent me the beautiful necklace.

To 36 Inches of Brown Legs who sent me two books from my wish list.

I am extremely tempted at this time to mention what my close friends did and did not do.  I am tempted to list everyone's name and what they gave me and/or did for me .  I am even more tempted to mention Mr. Shoes and what he did, but I promised myself that nowhere in this post will the words 'Mr. Shoes' appear. I might be wrong, but I think I have failed woefully.

But best and most of all, I am thankful to God who has given me the best birthday gifts of all: life, health, faith, favor, grace, and blessings.

That said, I feel compelled to warn Funmie and Ibukun that failure to present me with birthday gifts soon will mean the termination of this oh-so-great friendship we have.  Speaking of Ibukun, this is the cake she bought me (and no, it does not count as a birthday gift).  I could not take a picture of the entire inscription in one shot, but just in case you don't get it, it reads, 'PAIN IN THE ASS'  So you see how they treat me???

If you have read this and now feel a little guilty for not sending me a gift, despair not, for I will be accepting gifts till January, 13th 2011.  And, of course, there are lots and lots of gifts for you to choose from.  Take a look here.

But before you do, please vote on this week's poll.

Officially Older - It's My Birthday

Once again, I have officially gotten older.  The signs are blinding.  My face is smoother.  My skin is nicer.    My lips are softer.  My breasts are perkier.  Aaah.  The look of old age.

There's a certain kind of mmph that 2010 has come with.  My words must sound like a cliche, so I won't dwell too much on it - the mmph.  We'll revisit this mmph on or by January 14th, 2011, God-willing.  There is also a certain kind of gratefulness and gratitude I am compelled to express to God, but I cannot quite fathom the words to do so.  I don't remember feeling this grateful and hopeful on my birthday last year.  Maybe it's all the Snickers bars I've been eating.  But I really doubt it.  It's God.

I started receiving text messages, Facebook e-mails, and Facebook wall notes since four days ago.  At first, I speculated that maybe there are parts of the world that are three to four days ahead of the part of the world I live.  I have since concluded that this isn't true, and that people are in fact sending me messages in advance because, well, I am a very nice person.  What more could it be?  Some may argue that it has something to do with me harassing people with my birthday wish list, but seriously, what do they know?

To prove my point, Tigeress just sent me a text to wish me a happy birthday, and in it, she addressed me as "Sweetie."  Now, if this isn't a proof of my niceness, and of her love for me, of course, tell me what is?

On that note, I'll be leaving you with a stern reminder of my birthday wish list.  Lots of gifts are still available for your buying and gifting pleasure.  In an earlier post, I promised to trade in Funmie and/or Busola for my number one (1) and.or two (2) gift.  Well, you're in luck!  Act now (as in, buy me a gift right now), and you'll also get Busola's husband and son FOR FREE!!!  But that's not all!  As a bonus, I'll also throw in my friend, Deola.  What can I say?  I'm generous.

So off I go.

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In Preparation For Getting Older

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow, I'll officially be plus one.

I feel --- I feel --- I feel ---

I don't know how I feel.  In about twenty-four hours, I will know.

I can't believe I'll be getting older.  Only yesterday, I was fifteen.  I still look fifteen.  Well, that's what I like to tell myself.

So, yes, tomorrow, I'll officially be plus one.

And I'll be accepting gifts.  Lots and lots of it.  My wish list is still very active.

So, of course, you're very welcome to send me something.

In the interest of peace, I advise that you should.

If it sounds like I'm begging for gifts, you're probably hearing things because Vera Ezimora would never, ever solicit for gifts.

Except this one time --- and all the other past times.

And, all the other times that are yet to come.

So there.

And, of course, I'll update tomorrow.

I dare not leave you hanging.

Priceless - Episode 3

Compiling The List ----> - $100

Losing sleep and staying awake instead to tweet about The List -----> - $500 (for sleep medication)

Receiving a gift from a loyal listener of Verastically Speakin' and reader of Verastically Livin' -----> +$200 (Gift #21 came from Chinny.  Thanks, honey!!)

Realizing the receipt did not include all the digits of her credit card (so no ordering of the Rav-4 online with Chinny's credit card) ---> -$24, 665

Anticipating more gifts from The List  ----> +$50, 000

Finding a man who offered to buy me a brand new Rav-4 ----> +$24, 665

Finding out I'd have to give him "a bouncing baby boy" first ---> PRICELESS!!!

There are some things in life money can't buy (like shame).  But for everything else, there is Mastercard ... to stay perfectly lodged in Mr. Shoes' wallet, to be taken out of said wallet, with or without his consent, and to be taken to the Toyota office to do God-knows-what.

Read Priceless - Episode 1

Read Priceless - Episode 2

P.S. Just in case you have forgotten, my birthday is coming up in four days time, and of course, I am still receiving gifts.  Have you seen The List lately?  It has grown --- for your buying pleasure, of course.

P. P. S. No, I cannot give a bouncing baby girl either, or any kind of baby, bouncing or not, in exchange for a gift.

P.P.P.S. I will, however, gladly trade Funmie and/or Busola for the number one and/or the number two gift on The List.  Deal?

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Love-Needs

Number 2: He must be crazy about me and not be afraid to show it.

Number 3: He must have an uncanny sense of humor and be able to understand my jokes.

Number 5: He must be 100% faithful to me.

Number 6: He must miss me always.

Number 11: He must be supportive of my career.  That means helping me to edit, and not picking fights with me over the content.

Number 12: He must be willing - in fact, eager - to do some subtle public display of affection like a kiss here and there (a kiss on my forehead or cheeks), his hand in my back pocket, his hand on my thigh while we're at the table, etc.

Number 14: He must not be abusive to me (physically, emotionally, verbally, financially, etc).

Number 16: He must be 100% attracted to me.

Number 21: He must be vulnerable.  It is part of being human.

Number 27: Finally, he must be the one God designated for me and me alone.  He must be my soul mate.

Written on Wednesday, December 17th 2008

11:10 am.

These are a few of my favorite love needs ... from my love list.  It's been over a year since I wrote this love list.  Obviously, these are only a few of the things on the list.  I have not edited this list since I composed it, and in putting it on this blog, I have not changed anything either.  Reading the entire list, I couldn't help but laugh.  I cannot say for sure that my desires have or have not changed since December 17th 2008, but I will certainly re-evaluate my list.

Certain things would have to be reworded - like number 11 where I said I need him to support my career by helping me edit.  That wouldn't be fair.  Of course, I still need him to support my career, but editing is not the only way for him to show support.  Simply being there, patting me on the back - or preferably, kissing me on the forehead, lips, and neck, in that order ... or simultaneously -  and saying, 'Way to go,' will get the job done, too.

After what has seemed like a long break, but was actually just two weekends, Verastically Speakin' Talk Radio will be resuming its regular schedule this Saturday at 10am [U.S. EST. & 4pm Nigerian time).  It'll be a two-hour show; the first hour will be dedicated to the lists we keep in life [New Year's resolutions, love lists, to-do lists, goals' lists, etc].  The second half hour will be spent talking about Umar Farouk AbdulMutallab.

As I promised last year, I'll be serenading you with a lot of new co-hosts.  This week's co-host is Just Joxy, and she'll be co-hosting all the way from U.K.

Keep in mind that only one hour is dedicated to each topic, so call on time, but before you call, please know what you want to say, so we can move faster.

Click here on Saturday to listen to the show.

Questions/comments?  radio@verastic.com <<>> 1.443.934.9039

Follow me on Twitter for updates.

On that note, please go and vote in the polls.  There are two of them for this week.  From the results so far, it appears that either people do not know what a love list is, or they just don't call it a love list.  Please vote!!  And wake up early on Saturday morning; it's time to have your Verastic.  *wink, wink*

Oh, how could I forget?   It's exactly one week before my birthday.  Have you seen "The List" lately?  It's grown.  Go and order my birthday gift now... while supplies last.  Let me know if you need a home address (instead of a P. O. BOX)

Now, go vote!!!