I usually don't like to divulge such verastic secrets, but hey, it's a new year, so why not? In my birthday post, I mentioned that my breasts are now perkier. JustJoxy asked what my secret is.
Please read carefully, so that you, too, may enjoy of this bountiful joy: Take your clothes off. Done? No, no. Please, don't take a picture and send it to me. Now, take your bra off. Done? Good. Now, listen read carefully, and follow these steps:
- Stand in front of a mirror (one that can get your entire upper body).
- Look at your breasts and take a mental picture of them.
- Now raise your hands --- slowly.
- Keep raising them. Reach for the sky.
- Now look at your breasts again.
Voila! Perkier breasts!!!
Note: Keep hands at the reach-for-the-sky position for continuous perkier breasts. Yes, that means you should keep your hands up there for as long as you want to see those perkier breasts.
P.S. This secret recipe to perkier breasts is strictly for women.
P.P.S. Yesterday's show about romance and finance was hawt. If you have not heard it, just click on the player by right sidebar of this blog, or click here.
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Next week on the radio, we'll be talking about cohabitation. How beneficial - or not beneficial - is it to live with your partner before marriage???
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. There's a new poll. Go vote.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Soooo.... how about those perkier breasts??? J
