Friday, September 10, 2010

Finally! I Got To Live A Life-Long Dream Of Mine

I'm not sure when this became a dream fantasy for me, but I have always wanted to pee in the men's bathroom. Several times, I've considered sneaking into the men's bathroom, but I have been too chicken to follow through, fearing that there may be too many men in there, and they will catch me and do me something. Reasonable fear, isn't it?

Well, on Tuesday, September 7th, I went somewhere. I have deliberately chosen to leave out the name of said place. You never know who might be reading. They just might have a surveillance clip of me in their custody, and next thing, I'm streaming live on YouTube, sneaking in and out of the men's bathroom with my eyes wide open, looking like a deer caught in a headlight.  But that's by the way.

So, I went somewhere on Tuesday, and just as I was about to exit the building, the urge to pee - which I had been ignoring - became intense, and I had to go back in. The first women's bathroom I found was locked. Desperate, I immediately attempted to enter the men's bathroom that was across it. It was locked too. I walked some more and found another set of bathrooms. This time, the women's bathroom was open, but I couldn't use it because it was being cleaned, and I was not allowed in there. Now very desperate, I looked around, no one was looking, so I sneaked into the men's bathroom!  

And this, my friends, is the very commode I squatted on. Don't worry, I wiped the extra pee I splashed on it.

The urinaries! I did consider peeing in one of them, but I wasn't sure how to position my v-jay-jay without having half the pee on myself. Tough one! Plus, I did fear someone would walk in, and I'd have no way of explaining myself.
Even their mirrors look just like ours! I had to position myself perfectly between them, so I don't appear in the picture.
Now that I've done this, I have to start planning how to live my next fantasy: having a male roommate ... even if it's just for a weekend.

15 comments:

Ms.O said...

smh.....#sigh!

Myne said...

Vera, Vera, Vera, how many times did I call you? LOL...It's just that I hoped to sneak your pic in those mirrors o...lol...

Adeoluwa - NBB said...

Vera!!! smh You were caught on surveillance camera and the vid will be posted on youtube soon. loool

Shadenonconform said...

Lol! You are so funny. I love how you have the most random dreams/fantasies.

I actually did this once in college. The funny thing is that a guy did walk in and after peeing, i had to hide in the stall for 10 minutes because the guy was taking forever to fart and pee in the urinals. Never again will i try it (or will i...Hmmn)

Pa Osin said...

It is a lie joor..; you didnt take this pictures! Or can you prove it???

Ms. Catwalq said...

Peeing in a man's bathroom is not that odd for me, I have done it a few times. The first time, by mistake: I was really pressed and walked in the first door. The men in there, were thankfully washing their hands and did not make a huge fuss when I emerged looking so pleased with myself that I had made it to the bathroom in time.
Then, again, thinking back, they might have thought I was one of those cross dressing men...

Anonymous said...

Vera,
No big deal! I regularly do this i.e: go into the Ladies,when the mens room is occupied. And yes, i get strange looks when Women come in b4 i finish:But a Mans got to do what he has to do!

Regards,

anon555

NaijaScorpio said...

I have peed in the men's room more than a couple of times. Especially those single stall ones. Wetin concern me? The first time it happened was by mistake, i came out and saw another dude washing his hand and i was looking at him crazy like what are u doing in the ladies room, meanwhile i was the one in the men's room.

LucidLilith said...

...and to think that one of my biggest fears is mistakingly walking into a men's bathroom....

joicee said...

lol...I entered one once by mistake... quickly rushed out cos it stank real bad, I usually use the disabled toilet because it is usually cleaner and almost always free most of the time.

Nutty J. said...

You are just crazy....

I actually love peeing in the men's rest room. And whenever I'm caught, I exit wide eyed like I missed my way.

But you are just a crazy somborri sha

Rene said...

smh...tsk!

I enter the male bathroom to pee on time, i swear it was a mistake. I saw where they do their pee-pee and i still didn't think i was in d male bathroom, until i came out and found some men peeing. I was so embarrassed that I walked out w/out washing my hands.
I still feel weird wen i talk about it

Fragilelooks said...

lol. u even had time to take pictures.

Skinny Hipster... said...

lmao O M G Vera..I'm telling your HOD!!

CaramelD said...

You actually had time for a photo session?

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