On Saturday (Feb 17th), I went for a wedding. I know the bride, but I don't know her personally. I only know her face, but she's a member of Busola's church, so Busola dragged me (and Frank, her fiance) along, while I dragged Uju along. A typical African thing.
Due to the fact that I am not an anonymous blogger, I cannot tell you how I actually felt about the wedding, but one thing is for sure, my friends and I had some mad fun dancing. I wore a pair of pink shoes. They're not high, but when you stand, walk and dance in them for hours, they start killing your feet. I just took a picture of it for your viewing pleasure. You can thank me later.As usual, I took a buncha pictures, and you can view the pictures HERE
Lemme know what u think of the pix. As usual, I was the photographer. *sigh* No1 else eva bothers 2 bring a camera! Oh yea, Busola has that useless 2.0 mega pixel camera that I refuse to be captured by. Seriously, shouldn't that be illegal? Funmi has a 5.0 mega pixel camera, but you will NEVER see the pictures. I dunno wat the yeye girl does with them.
I checked out my analytics page thing, and I have compiled some funny search words below for your laughing pleasure. My thoughts are in pink....or whatever color that is.
# I'm horny
Ehen? Why did this bring you to my blog? Have I ever written on my blog that I'm horny? I think not!
# man forced to wear menstrual pad
I have to admit, I have always wanted to make a man do this.
# boobs blogs
I dunno if there is a blog about boobs, but it's not this one
# my little brother wore my thong
I hate to be the one to break this news to you, but your brother has a lil sugar in his tank...yeap, he's definitely playing 4 the other team
# I have a crush on an engaged man
Been there, done that.... waste of time
# Things to do with ur wife
I'm thinking a married man's blog might be the best to tell you
# Wait till i show u my birthday suite
Wait till you show who? You better be a man o!
# Horny and wet
Once again, I ask, why did these words bring you to my blog??
# Vera Ezimora's picture in Joy magazine
Na who be this sef? Mind ursef o; stop looking 4 me!!
# Kpom blog
Are you kidding me?
That's all for today, folks. I shall return!
192 comments:
tell me i'm the first!!!!
those shoes aint high??...chaii i can just imagine wat u call high heels...
nice pics...the search words are funny o..lmaoo maybe its cos u always mention guy horny thats why the word horny is there..anyhoots..wats my gift
I want to hold you,
Wrap my arms around your waist
Thy bounty of beauties pressed against mine.
I want to kiss you,
To taste from your lips
The juice in your throat.
I want to taste you,
Exploring the forbidden places
Salty! Fishy!! Juicy!!!
Running down my lip
And dripping from my jaws
EssaBanty
Vera's BF
NB for anyone who cares, i have her pictures for sale $0.01
LOL..ANONYMOUS..YOU'RE A LIAR.. YOU'RE NOT VERA'S BOYFRIEND OH.. HER BOYFRIEND'S NAME IS OKORO METHUSELAH HENRY ADJEI KWAME SARPONG OKONKWO IBERIBE OFIA. LOL... AND HOW CAN JUICE BE IN HER THROAT.. DOES SHE HAVE COUGH ABI IS IT CATARGH.. BUT IF TRULY TRULY YOU KNOW VERA.. PLZ WARN HER BECAUSE HER CONDUCT OF LATE ON MY LAST POST HAS CAUSED ME MENTAL AGONY, DISTRESS AND POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION EVEN THOUGH I NEVER WENT THROUGH 'PARTUM'. HOW CAN VERA BE TASTING FISHY AND JUICY AND SALTY AT THE SAME TIME... LOL..THAT METAPHOR ABI NA FIGURE OF SPEECH SELF PASS MY POWER. AND PLZ I WILL PLACE A BID ON VERAS PICTURE... I WILL TIMES YOUR SALARY BY 10.. MAKING IT 10 CENTS PER PICTURE COS I'M PLANNING TO EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAIL HER.. YES I SAID IT.. I'M GOING OFF TO CHECK.. I HEARD SOME STRANGE SOUNDS IN MY CORRIDORS... PEACE OUT AND DON'T EAT TOO MUCH CORNED BEEF CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST VERA EZIMORA... THE ONLY GIRL WHO BROUGHT COCOYAM IN A BRIEFCASE TO AMERICA INSTEAD OF LACE AND ANKARA MATERIAL!
Bibi: Gift? Ehm... just name ur price jo. The shoes are not high o; they're very comfortable....@ first.
Essa: Your nasty self! Salty, fishy, juicy... ewww. Wait till ur mommy hears of this. As 4 selling my pics...you wouldn't dare!! You go wound o!
Overwhelmed: Mental agony ke? I have not even started with you yet. No try me o! I have tied my wrapper for you this evening, so if you venture to try me, na correct panel beating you go receive this cold night.
LMAO!! See how people are rushing to comment..bibi u are a fool.
Vera the shoes look pretty.. I just saw some of the pics..ok please leave the album open for a while, cos Im looking for tips on what to wear to a Naija wedding I'll be attending later this year.
LMAO@ your search terms.. mine na soso boobs and player..lmao.. looks like the word horny occurs many times in ur blog posts..lmaoooo
My sister, yes o! The horny word does come up like every flippin time! Blame it on Guy Horny.
I'll leave the album open...but we betta see your outfit when you're done sewing it o!
My best friend Vera, I wonder why anyone would think you are a Kpom? And duh, it the guy horny references that bring those horny peepsto your blog lol/
LOLLLLLLL.....Vera I gotta say WE JUST HAVE TO LOVEEEEEE UUU!!! See those HOT pink shoes...you go girl...
Lolll @ ONB...abeg punch that dude jare. Whats wrong with him? Lets report him to OKORO METHUSELAH....how dare he states any association with Vera? Vera wouldn't date anyone called "ESSAH"...ODIKWA sounds really RAZZ! On the other hand...errrmm..."vera & Essah" kinda rhymes...:)
Love your pink shoes,sweet.
Haba,Vera wetin u do OWNB no good o!
lol@the analystical words.
By the way who is essa?
Kpom blog? LOL!!! That's your best-friend TMinx's fault, I hope you know! LOL!
I will go and Sheck out the pics now...
Enjoy your week :-)
Dem shoes look really good, you should have taken the front view of the shoes now?? you no want make we go find the shoe do anko with you?? lol...
Meanwhile you got me thinking about a wedding I have in march o!! OMG don't know what shoe to wear sha, but the material I'm wearing is mixture of chocolate, cream on like a gold background, the style is natty. I won go kill them for that wedding o! but the wahala now as you got me thinking is shoe o!! oh!!! maybe I have to go buy somfing new :-)... don't worry, I'll try posting a picture of the style so maybe you guys can some copycatting (is that engligh or french??) ;-)
those shoes are hot oh!lol @ kpom blog oh!nd ur pic in joy magazine?u b star oh!!!
only femones I can smell in here... I'll return when it is a bit mixed.. yea, am shy like that...
Vera_ I am still reeling from your post on ONB site. Girl you dey craze!!!How about those shoes! Hot pink , Great golor- but I need a front view. I did not know you were not anonymous?
The last one I am guilty of. I know I googled it when Ubong Da mentioned it. Even asked my sister to look out for Joy magazine only I dont know how current the edition that featured you my darling was. Should try that analytics thingy on my page too. How do I go about it? Pls drop me an email.
Off to have a look at the wedding pics now. The pics from the Chinese New Year will be up soon on my page.
Beautiful Sandals by the way. Can I have them too? Pretty Please?!?!?!
Wetin you do OWNB?
Kai Vera. You were busy doing paparazzi. Where's ur own pic? As u don show us baby pics make u kukuma show us the current 'deal' now? U know say you fine well, well!
Uju's dress sure is HOT!!! Abeg wetin be Pelumi number? (smile)
those are some hot pink shoes o
TMINX: It's all ur fault! Are u not the one that started calling my humble self a kpom? And now someone don dey find kpom blog. The rest is GH's fault. He's the one that has Horny in his name. In short, hold on, lemme beat that boy.
Cool pics.
Why were you hating on some of them ehn?? You this pikin...lol
Hope your feet are doing much better.
LOL @ ONB's first comment to anonymous.
what you really have such search throughput on your blog. Nne this is serious. How comes we didnt see you in the pics??
Vera.
LMAO @ the searches....how very random!
geeez...very very weird.
What u did on OWNB's blog was classic!
Jaycee: LOL. You're funny. Na who be Okoro kini sef? That Overwhelmed chic has gat you speaking nonsense too ehn? Stay away from her oh; she's a psycho! And come o, is it me or the pink shoes you love? Speak now!
Omohemi: Wetin I do ONB? Whatever she said I did to her is a big, fat lie! I didn't do anything 2 her o; she started it. Essa... hehehehe. I will come back 2 that l8r
London Buki: Yes, oh, I know the kpom thing is definitely Tminx's fault. If no be say I like her well well, I for show her shege banza. She should just be glad I luff her; that's all I'll say.
Moments: Yea, girl, abeg post a picture. Make sure you shoe is really pretty, but most importantly, make sure you can stay on it for hours...especially if you intend to dance. Alternatively, you could take a pair of matching flat slipass...just in case your feet start hurting.
Naija Vixen: You luff my shoes too ehn? Me, a star? No oh, not @ all. And tminx is the reason why kpom blog is bringing people to my blog.
UnNaked Soul: You're not serious @ all. You know you luff us (females). Wait, are you a virgin? Hehehe, the question is funny 2 me sef... virgin ko pope ni.
Simply Gorgeous: Since everyone is asking for a front view of the shoes, I will put one up l8r. And no, I'm not an anonymous blogger @ all. I use my real first and last name, so I can be found @ anytime.
Calabar Gal: So na you ehn? You're the one searching for me on top internet? Mind ur sef o! Ehen. I didn't do anything to ONB; don't believe whatever you mighta heard... all lies! Sure you can have the shoes *rolls eyes* And tell your sister not to find any JOY Magazine o!
Hehehehe. Pelumi be minor o! LOL. He was looking so foine, I had to capture the moment. One of these days, I would put my picture up; in fact, I almost put it up this time, but I decided to wait.
BHookey84: Yes oh, they're indeed some hot, pink shoes. You want them?
Nilla: My dear, I wasn't hating o. I just didn't know what they were feeling like...yeye girls. Don't mind ONB, the girl don kolo finish. Yea, my feet r doing much betta...thank God.
Life of A Stranger: Yes, I have those search thingies. My picture? It's coming soon. Watch out for it, lol. I'll put it up some day jo...not now, but soon enuff
Bella Naija: ONB started it! She shoulda let me do my thing to ten and go, but she had to go and cause commotion. Nonsense gal. Those search things r indeed very random. Me sef, I no come understand
vera who be that???!! who is that anonymous person oh!?? let guy horny catch him
Are your pics in the album.anyway
eeh you were in joy magazine....damn you are a celebrity oh. i need an autograph
@vera: LOL! I even follow you laff sef
Uju is a fine girl oh! Tell her I want to be her BEST FRIEND! LOL!
Nice pics... it is so weird, you have decided not to be anonymous but you ARE anonymous cos we don't know what you look like!
You have to tell the whole world what you have done to OWNB.
I lurve ur shoes sha. What is with pink, go for mauve(don't know what color that is)
vera vera how are u feeling this very fine morning?
ConfusedNaijaGirl: Sheck the album first now b4 you ask if my picture is there. It may or may not be there; I guess you'll have to find out. Hehehe
UnNaked: My brotha, don't mind me. Sometimes, I crack myself up.
London Buki: Ah, my dear, it's only a matter of time b4 said picture will pop up somewhere. My only hope is that I know when and where, so I can quickly strike a motion to pull it down. But I'm not anonymous though! And look who is talking, where is your own pikture sef?
Temmy Tayo: I didn't do anything to ONB. If she says I did anything to her, she is lying! Don't pay her any mind @ all o
Life of A Stranger: LOL. I'm feeling as fine as the morning, Nne. Although, I have to admit that I won't mind having brunch served to me in bed, but seeing as I'm the only one home, I doubt if that will be happening
Ehm, Busola, stop tarnishing my image o! Don't make these people start thinking we (you and I) are one and the same. Yes, I let you take a picture of me in your yeye camera, but that was like three years ago and I didn't know it was a 2.0 mega pixel!
Bloggers and bloggerettes, please ignore the previous message from a disturbed, African Woman. This is what happens when you make friends wit the crazy woman under the bridge!
ur compura has suffered.
Here
is
a
taste
also known as TEST by Ibo people
of
your own merrecine.
I for one
think that
you should
I lost my train of thought
yes!
I was thinking
should
I want to get to 50
UPDATER
huh?
UPDATE
!!!!!!!!!!
infact
I
thinking
driving
her
nutz
one
liners
but
TMinx
beat
it
L
L
word
verification
has
me
you
screaming
yet
?
83??
85 maybe
saved
by
phone!
TMINX & Ms Zee
You both r very, very, very mad! Don't make me start with you o! Signed into my yahoo and saw 58 new mails; I figured there had 2 be some kinda mistake...only to see this?!
Mind urselves o...because if I start with ur page, u won't like me @ all. Madness pass madness o!
Any1 that Baba Alaye & UnNaked, come & warn ur women o! Warn them now now because if I vex...!
...if I vex...!!!!!
....if I vex...!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmmm. You won't like me o!
Wow you guys are mean, TMinx And Ms Zee
If no be for God
the
same
thing
she
did
to
OWNB
Me
Too
loving
!!!
Giving
madam
vera
green
eyed
vixen
a
huge
massive,
monstrous,
tumid,
bumper,
colossal,
ephantine,
gigantic,
cyclopean,
stupendous,
vast,
enormous,
ample,
capacious,
dose
of
own
merricine!!!!!
Wicked
hooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh
hooooooaaaaahhhhhhh
hooooaaaaahhhhhh
hoooooooaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!
ommitted
"own"
Should read "her own merricine"
Oh
My!!!
Is
So
Much
FUN!!!!!
I
will
STOP
NOW!!!
Enjoy
Weekend!
Mwaaaaahhhh x
x
x
X
You
you
in
calabar
eh?
Laugh
out
loud
make
I
hear
biko
Eyen
Awan
Emi
Ekotde
Vera
Kpeme
Fo!!!
Yom
Ufan
Nyin
OWNB
Iko
Aba!!!
In
other
words,
BEHAVE YA SELF!!!
I'm
loving
this
so
tremendously!!!
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
vera u are in soup!!!!!!
kata kata don burst
hot shoes!!!!
can we see all of it.
Hmmmm. Calabar Gal & London Buki, I hope y'll know you're number one on my shit list ehn? I will show two of you some mad pepper. Just wait 4 me. You won't xpect it; I will descend on you and you'll be so sorry you messed with me.
Same goes 4 Tminx & Ms Zee
Bibi: They are laughing now, but they have no clue what I have in store for them. They'll be so sorry they messed with me, believe me.
ExSchoolNerd: Thanks babe! Yeah, I'll put up a full/better picture of it later. But you can't have it o!
pls, pls, pls, dont descend on me. U know I cant stand it! Forgive me pls!!!!! I'm quaking in my seat now. U know I love you terribly. Although I must confess it was fun while it lasted. Let bygones be bygones pls....... LOL!!!
wow, saw 209 comments and wa slike wowww, anyhoooos update now ah ahn, its been long enuff now
Vera, where are you?
Update!!!
Anyways, just passing by to say hi.
Later Missy.
Do I smell a chapter 7 of every woman brewing?
If not where are you?
Mami... e don tey.. i Hope you're alright... in spite of myself... I miss you
this girl where you dey now!!??
LOL @ search words. I guess there's no pint telling you how I found you then? :-)
oh, giel, come back now. Everytime i check your blog and see those pink shoes, i just want to throw something.
Update before i follow T minx and calabar girl's style of driving you crazy.
VERA!
VERA!!
VERA!!!
Wherefore art thou???
What a storm. I guess repaying in kind works well, eh?
Update!
Ms Vera you've been quiet lately. UPDATE!!!
I have visited this site countless times this past few week + I hope all is well. I dont want to jump on the wagon of update - but show urself so we know things are well. R u still working on another chapter of your book.
And to think I thot the 200+ comment was a genuine show of ya popularity,it seems more like beef polls. One thing seemed torun in what u one liner commentators wrote... "that u were egetting a dose of ya own merecine" I guess what goes round comes round.
I just came to makr my attendance on d poll register but men I sure had fun. I must confess that I wanted to join but by the time i finished readin it all,my eyes were blurry... Ciao
vera again in her usual style of writing.i reall hope to see ur pix.
ifeanyi,nigeria
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Vera this is just a lift from one of yur blogs "Due to the fact that I am not an anonymous blogger, I cannot tell you how I actually felt about the wedding"....What reservations do yu have about the wedding ? I actually attended as well, is it the same wedding in question ????? Bukky and Lanre, if am not mistakin ???
Anonymous: Uhm, I had such a hard time remembering the wedding in question. LOL. But uhm, I don't know (abi don't think) we're talking bout the same wedding. I don't know who Bukky and/or Lanre are.
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