I tried to put up a post today, I really tried. I was going to blog about how I lost my virginity (as in...?), but I thought about the consequences of such a post. Then I was going to blog about the hope that dead people apparently have. I couldn't make it funny verastic enough, so I quit. I attempted to blog about the bad company that surrounds me, but that post couldn't get verastic enough. I also tried to blog about the many lies that men have told me [that I believed], but I realized that it's not yet time for that post either.
What to post, what to post?
Why not tell the people about how to you tried to blog, but couldn't quite be possessed by the verastic spirit of writing and blogging?
Yeah, I'll tell them that, I decided.
So, have I told you about how I tried to put up several other posts but couldn't really make any of them worthy of this blog?
