But as I was saying. It'd be nice to have maids who are ready to do anything for me. Maybe they'll help me blink my eyes. Or help me snap my fingers. Or help me hiss. Maybe I've just done number two and I don't feel like wiping myself. Guess who will do it? Yeap, the maids! Whatever I need to get done, the maids will be readily available. And I'll have palace guards too. They'll oil my scalp, massage my feet, rub my back, etc... you know, regular stuff that palace guards do (or should do).
I've told Mr. Shoes to go and run for the Igwe position in his town - whether the position exists or not, and whether he qualifies or not. But he thinks I'm being funny. I think I'm just gonna go back to my own town & run for the Lolo position. It'll be a little tricky because my town doesn't have an Igwe position, so it especially doesn't have a Lolo position, but nothing is written in stone, right? Things change. After all, once upon a time, we were all heterosexuals in this world - back when it was only Adam & Eve. But I digress...
I feel like being a Lolo. I want to have my body adorned with the most beautiful beads the land has to offer. I want to be clothed in royalty. I want my husband to make royal love to me, so I can get royally pregnant, have some bonafide royal children, and be royally royal for all royal eternity.
That's not too much to ask, is it?
