Say What?!

It was only a little while ago that I expressed my new love for ABC's nighttime show, Dancing With The Stars. I was even able to accurately predict the winner, although that was kind of an easy one.  A new season started and R & B singer, Brandy and Sarah Palin's offspring, Bristol were two out of the twelve celebrities featured. I'm sorry, let me take that back. Brandy was one of the twelve celebrities. Bristol ... well, other than being a teen mom and daughter to America's lamest female politician, I'm not quite sure what else she does. Oh, yea, she's a spokesperson type-thing for abstinence ... seeing as it worked so well for her. Can you tell I'm pissed?

For some of the contestants, you just knew that their day of elimination was fast approaching.  Seventy-six year old Florence Henderson (former star of The Brandy Bunch) was not a bad dancer. If we were in a competition, she'd probably most likely beat me, but we all knew she won't make it to the end. Michael Bolton, God bless his heart, is a great singer, but he obviously won't be retiring to dancing any time soon. And then there was Bristol. She, in my opinion, was there to make a nonverbal states: See, America! We are a fair and just people. We even have Palin's offspring on our show. Sure, we know she sucks at dancing, but this is to prove that even on Dancing With The Stars, all Americans are equal.

That's what I thought she was there to tell us. How, then, is it that Brandy was voted off yesterday ... and Bristol is still there? Bristol??? As in Bristol Palin? Come the heck on! As far as I'm concerned, there are only three ways that this mayhem could have happened:

1.  The Tea-Party people called in to support the daughter of their leader.

2.  The votes were rigged.

3.  The votes were really rigged.

Brandi and partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Bristol Palin and partner, Mark Ballas

I don't know what is going on with Dancing Wtih The Stars, but this is some messed up thing they did because I know that they know that Bristol is not, has never been, isn't now, and will never be a better dancer than Brandy.  These people might just mess up and make Bristol the winner! The chic should have been eliminated three episodes ago! Meanwhile, here's Brandy and her [HOT] dance partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy at an interview with Jimmy Kimmel.

*** All pictures gotten from ABC.COM

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I Wanna Be A Dancer!

Well --- not exactly.

I have recently fallen in love with Dancing With The Stars. I just cannot get enough!  And guess who introduced me to it? My grandma! Yeap, the same grandma who knows Lady Gaga by name and face.  So, I actually try to do their dance steps at home as I watch their rehearsals on my laptop. It's not easy at all. Whew! 

My favorite couple - Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough: These are the best dancers, hands down. And I especially love how goofy they always are. Love them!  It helps, of course, that they have this on-screen chemistry going on.

Anna Trebunskaya and Evan Lysacek: I just love this guy. I don't know what it is about him that has me smitten. His partner, Anna, is gorgeous, too. Love her red hair.

So, the point of this post isn't just to serenade your eyes with pictures of people that have jobs and look very good and happy while doing it, but rather, to give ABC a subtle hint that they may want to consider having a Nigerian blogger on their show next time.  At this time, only one Nigerian blogger comes to mind: one Miss Vera Ezimora.

Like I said, subtle hint.

*** All pictures were gotten from ABC.COM