His Versace sunglasses ------- $200
His 2008 Acura RL ----------$46, 280
His colgate smile -------------$1, 000, 000
The blush on my cheeks when I caught him staring @ me ---- $9.99 (from Revlon)
The look on my face when I realized that he was a she ------- PRICELESS!!!
There are somethings in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there is Mastercard...to buy medicated glasses, so I can better differentiate between men & women.
This is a true life story...unfortunately
54 comments:
buaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Vera o! u have killed me! U r 2 much.
so o, iz it dat d eyes were deceiving u or do we have 2 enter u into deliverance service to keep u on dis side of the fence?
LOL! u 2 much.
lol has it come to this?
Are you trying to tell us something? ;)
(very funny post!)
Ibilola: LOL. My dear, I dunno what the heck happened to me o! I was so sure he was a he. You shoulda seen me looking at him (her) with corner corner eyes of love...only to find out that I was blushing for a fellow woman. Kai!
lol @ the blush on ur face!
so u are now attracted to women ehn?
*shouting* EVERYBODY, VERA IS NOW SCOPING WOMEN!!!
Good Naija Girl: Noooo! Lol. It has not come to this oh. This was a mere miscalculation on my part. I don suffer o. I'm the victim here!
Bumight: LOL. My dear, e get as the thing be ooo. Wetin consign Vera Ezimora with women? In fact, the experience bruised my psychology
...every time I post a comment, I see someone else's comment. I wonder if there will be another comment after I post this one. LOL.
Vera, vera how now? So ur eyes don start to dey deceive u? Too much garri..... don't bother denying.
Sting: In fact, no be lie you talk ooo! It has to be the garri's fault. How else will you explain a whole me, the Verastic Vera 1 of Anambra State, Baltimore Region admiring a woman...and even blushing sef o? Kai!! This must be the handwork of my enemies. They want to shame me, but shame is theirs!
OMG that was funnnnnnyyyyyy...
I want to bust out laffing!!!!
veraaaaa
he be she? hmmmm what are u turning into?tripping for a gurl! lollll.If Mumsy catches you na MFM straight.
your comment on my blog left me in stiches. i will try dear.
lol. was it a transvestie or straight up woman?
Ahan,i dont understand,is he/she transexual abi wetin dem dey cal dat thing??
kai thats deep o. apparently its so common and brazil, miami and other parts of the world. i would just die...knowing i fancied a shedude! id rather be a monk in tibet
i meant in brazil, miami, etc. eddie murphy has been caught with 'trannies'. so as the football legend ronaldo, much recently who sobbed over the incident. i would sob as well.
LMAO... Too much drinking I think ;)
Anonymous: LOL. Please feel free to laugh @ my expense.
NikkiSab: Laugh all you want. LOL. I'm tired of laughing @ myself.
DarkElCee: My dear, no be my fault na. How was I supposed to know he was a she? These people r confusing the hell outta me!
Tobenna: LOL. You woulda loved to see my face ehn? Me too, I woulda loved to see the look on your face. Hahahaha. I think it's even worse when a man realizes he has been checking a dude out. Hahahaha. Ouch!
Pink Gloves: She was definitely a woman.
QMoney: I don't know if she was transexual or just gay. But she looked like a very fine dude.
Last King: LOL @ you rather being a monk. Is it that bad? Well, I guess it is. America is crazzzy! When I was in Naija, I neva had to wonder if a person was male or female. I surely was not admired by women. Kai.
Aloofar: LOL. I was not even drinking sef. I dunno how it happened. LOL.
Shuo, na Which one come be the quarrel wey wan de d matter? Its not Vera's fault.She has got eyes for good things!
AustynZogs: LOL. Why does this your comment have K leg? But na true sha... no be my fault. She looked like a handsome man!
lmao its only u that these kind of things happen 2.. actually NOT.. lol.. at least ur own is that u were lookin.. my own is that they approach me oh.. ive become such a lesbian magnet in the past 2 years... lol... how u doing my darling.. ive missed you my favorite husband snatcher
Overwhelmed: I've missed you too, honey. So they approach you? Hahahaha. Okay, I can feel a little berra now...no offense to you, of course.
Honeywell: Yes, poor me! LOL. And stop laughing @ mw ooo!
This she must really have looked like a he for you to think so. I really had a good laugh
Oh dear. Vera, it would only happen to you. LOL
wow. that was funny!
vera,u too much.
Standtall: She did! Honestly, I thought she was a he. She looked like a very handsome man. Goodness! I bet I was not the first person that mistook her for a he.
Favored Girl: Sadly, you're not the only one who has said that. Why am I prone to things like this ehn? Kai.
Chiluv: LOL. Thanks. My dear, I just talk am as I see am.
Next question: do you think she could be gay? (lol)
LOL>.... na wah oh...
~Priceless....
E good to talk true jari...abi ppl wey read physics neva hear of optical illusion and mirages? Abeg make dem leave mai sista alone...at least Vera no try flirt 4d woman-guy,so she's discharged and acquited with immediate alacrity!
Are you saying that u were going to the other side of the aile? Dont give up yet ohhh.. there are plenty of good guys out there...
all joke aside.. that is funny.. You got it perfect... You are something else lady..
Are you saying that u were going to the other side of the aile? Dont give up yet ohhh.. there are plenty of good guys out there...
all joke aside.. that is funny.. You got it perfect... You are something else lady..
Standtall: Yes, my dear, I believe she was gay. She was probably the man in the relationship (kinda like how Ellen Degeneres is the man in her relationship; only difference is that no one (to my knowledge) thinks Ellen is an actual man.
Uzo: Nne, it truly is priceless. What else can we call it? LOL.
Nuggetzman: Thank you oh!! Since you have acquited me, I thereby remain acquited!! Make nobody else come dey look me one kin eye o
Mr Xprexxion: LOL. I'm still waiting on one of the "good guys." He's taking his sweet time to get here. It's amazing! Thanx for reading, Mr. Xprexxion
Archiwiz: Yes, she looked very gay. If she was a man, she woulda been hotttt!!!
lol..
pray, how will you classify the look on his(her) face when he(she) realized you had now recognized him as a she ----assuming he(she) caught you in the moment of truth
Webround: Well, he (she) probably thought I knew that he (she) was a she and not a he. He (she) mighta thought I was into that kinda stuff. But what does he (she) have that I don't already have? He (she) probably noticed my disappointment though. My smile was turned into a frown. All this he/she talk is messing with my head.
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apparently lesbianism has a growing population now in lagos o.........but you wont know cos thats not ur thing. the definition of a true community is this,'in a true community if you are not a member you wouldnt know it exists'. hence why a lot of peeps dont believe its in naija. but ive heard stories oooooo
lol...pele dear.
Pink Satin: LOL. Okay, I'll check it out, but I will not be one of the contestants o!! Make una no go humiliate me on top internet.
King of Scotland: Are you for real? Dang. Nawa o. I dunno what is going on with us these days. Lesbianism in Lagos? Who woulda thunk it?? Kai. That definition of a community is on point. Makes perfect sense.
Black James Bond: Thank you oh, my brother. Man pikin don suffer I tell you.
LMAO!! You should have asked "her" for her number
LoL!! did this really happen?? OMG..i think my first response would have been anger.After checking him/her out?? schewww!!
Nice one..i had a good laugh!!
Rayo: For where?! Me ask her for her number? Tufia kwa! I wouldn't even have asked if she was a he. Dat na alu (abomination) for my land ooo!
134Elitz Magazine: Yes, unfortunately it did happen. I wasn't even angry. I was just shocked. How could I --- Vera Ezimora --- have been checking out a fellow woman?? Kai!
lmao...how could you not know he was a woman biko....
i am laughing crazy here
Afrobabe: She looked like a dude mehn! A very fine dude 4 that matter sef. So when I saw him (her) staring @ me, I felt pretty darn good about myself. See fine bobo wey dey look my side... only to find out that bobo was a babe. Kai
Uzezi: LOL. Keep laughing oh. Your time will come. Every dog has its day.
hmmmm... Vera...
Lmao!
Really we all get to contribute and buy u glasses,lol!
Nice blog babes.
Diamond Hawk: I see you're speechless ehn? LOL. You and I both.
Princesa: LOL. Thank you oh, my sistah. I appreciate your generosity. Thanx 4 stopping by.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. jeez! i can just insert myself n dis woman's shoes. am as blind as a bat without my glasses (& contacts), so dis can so easily happen 2 me.
but maybe it wouldn't b such a bad idea. i so want 2 meet a full-blooded lesbian. just outta curiosity
Florida: You wanna meet a full-blooded lesbian abi? Just come to Yankee...that shouldn't be too hard @ all.
OMG LOOOOLLL You and your stories. What a life you lead! I wish mine was this funny. Well minus the woman thing... :D xoxo
Nogo: Yes, indeed I live a very funny life....plus the girl thing. LOL. It's all good. I'm just gonna keep laughing.
lol...would have loved to see the look on your face..KODAK moment i think..lol..
lol...would have loved to see the look on your face..KODAK moment i think..lol..
ShonaVixen: Yes, definitely a Kodak moment. I would have taken a picture of my face if I wasn't so busy being shocked.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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