I promised I would tell you some of the anal things I do (call them pet peeves if you like), so here goes...
- I wash meat till there is almost no blood. This is fine when I'm not in a hurry and I have all day (which is IMpossible), but not when I have a room full of hungry people. Let's just say I've been banned from washing meat when other people are involved.
- I hate it when people wash their hands in the kitchen sink... with dishes in it. Eww! I don't care if it's just a fork; take your dirty ass hands 2 the bathroom!
- I hate it when people move things and don't keep them back EXACTLY the way I left them
- I hate it when people chew with their mouths open
- All my clothes have to face one direction, and they ALL have to be organized in order of season... fall, winter, summer & fall.
- One spoon CANNOT go into two pots.... NEVER!
- Flossers are in! Any day, any time.
- There absolutely CANNOT be any hair on the floor, or in the sink or anywhere if it's not on ur body
- Soup plates are strictly for soup; not rice and definitely not fufu (Funmie, take note please)
- Short forks are strictly for salad
- Teaspoons are strictly for tea
- Chewing gum while talking to me on the phone is an absolute NO NO!
- Pulling my comforter or blanket off my bed is out of bounds
- Putting your ass on my pillow (the one I would put my head on) is damn crazy
- Coming into the house and heading straight for the fridge (without thoroughly washing your hands) is a crime that is punishable by me
- Speaking of washing hands, please use soap and do NOT wipe your hands on my towel. That's what the paper towel is for.
- Changing anything that belongs to me without my permission will result in me being bitch for a full 24 hours
- Eating and leaving reminants (like a grain of rice) on the floor or table is a questionable character (Funmie take note please)
- Eating and leaving the plate (with the chicken bones in it) on the cooker as if you have a maid to take care of it is also out of the question (Ibukun, please take note)
1 comment:
U're one crazy girl. Those items on d list r just hilarious. #14 is just too funny. I agree with #1 though, i've to wash my meat at least 4 times until even d dirty water is clear.
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